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Pinkie bounced up and down excitedly as she finished the preparations for her latest and greatest idea ever, the others were just going to love it to death, well maybe not that much because dieing was no fun.

Grinning she rushed to answer the door when the knock came.

"Alright, Pinkie, we're here," Rainbow Dash said as she marched into the building with a bored look on her face. "What's the big deal?"

"Yeah, Sugarcube, what exactly did yah need all o' us fer?" Applejack asked as she trotted in after Dash.

Pinkie giggled. "Oh goody, you're all here, quick put these costumes on," Pinkie said pushing a pile of clothing at her three friends.

Rarity blinked. "Pinkie, I must insist that you tell me what we're doing here before we agree to any crazy…" she trailed off as she got a good look at the 'costumes'. "Oh no! No, no, no, no, no, no! This simply will never do," she stated her horn lighting up. "Pinkie, this is a jumpsuit, I refuse to wear anything so, so, trashy."

Pinkie shook her head briefly. "It's not a jumpsuit, I mean it is, but it isn't, and please! Please, please, please, please, Rarity! With sugarcanes and gumdrops on top," she pleaded forlornly.

Rarity sighed. "Very well, Pinkie, but I must insist that we liven this up with some color, perhaps a few jewels," she said as she studied the costume with a practiced eye.

Pinkie hopped up and down briefly.

"Yah still haven't told us what this is about, Sugarcube," Applejack reminded as she tugged her costume up over her front legs and wiggled her rump to try and get into the back. "This here's a might tight."

Pinkie giggled some more. "It's a special surprise for the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and Fluttershy," she explained. "I got the idea when you told me about what happened with that other unicorn, you know, the showoff-y showoff."

"That is not a proper word," Rarity responded, her eye twitching.

Rainbow Dash pulled her jumpsuit on and stretched out her wings testing the material for flexibility. "This is neat and all, but why exactly are we doin' this, and what does that Trixie jerk have to do with anything?"

Pinkie smirked a twinkle in her eyes. "You'll seeeeeeee," she said hopping over to the table where the rest of the costumes' props were located.

Rarity had finished decorating her outfit with enough stuff to make it passable in her eyes, slipping it on she shifted her withers slightly to make sure it fit perfectly. "I must admit, this does feel a little nice against my fur, quite airy and breathable. You do have a knack for making interesting functional costumes, Pinkie," she complimented her friend with a soft smile.

Pinkie grinned broadly and tossed the odd looking gadget over her back. "Ok girls, let's get this party started," she said striking a pose.

Applejack frowned. "More party favors?"

Pinkie shook her head. "Even better." She passed Rainbow Dash a pair of funny looking goggles and shoved a strange looking device into Applejack's mouth.

"Wht's tpht?" Applejack asked around the handle of the device.

Pinkie shook her head. "Don't know, but it fits the song so we're using it," she told the other three.

Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Applejack all shared horrified looks.

"Song!" Rarity blurted.

"She did it again," Rainbow Dash said shaking her head in disbelief.

Applejack glared heatedly at Pinkie. "How does she always talk us into this?"

Pinkie trotted outside and over to a large caravan that had been set up in Ponyville square, hundreds of eyes were watching as her three friends and she climbed up onto the stage.

"I hope this is going to be better than when that unicorn pony showed up," a random pony muttered aside to her friend.

"It's a Pinkie Pie show, they're always good for a laugh," her friend whispered back.

Apple Bloom and her friends were sitting in the front row with eager shining eyes.

"This is goin' to be so cool," Scootaloo said staring up at Rainbow Dash with little hearts in her eyes.

"You're just saying that because Rainbow Dash is involved," Sweetie Belle teased.

"So!" Scootaloo turned and shot Sweetie Belle a glare.

A huge burst of color lit up the sky above the caravan as a firecracker went off, courtesy of Firecracker Burst, and then – as though it had been timed – the sun set and Princess Luna brought about a beautiful night.

The moon rose up as a spooky sounding melody started to play.

Pinkie struck a pose. "Hey everypony, are you ready to rock!" she shouted out over the din of the music.

Cheers erupted from the audience.

"Hit it, Vinyl," Pinkie said.

The tempo changed and Vinyl gave a slight nod as her horn lit up.

"Boast Busters!" one of the speakers sang, and the show started.

If there's somepony boastful in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Boast Busters! If somepony sneers and it don't look good, who you gonna call? Boast Busters!

I ain't proud of no boast.

I ain't proud of no boast.

If you're hearing things, making you see red, who can yah call? Boast Busters! A boastful nag, filling you up with dread, oh who yah gonna call? Boast Busters!

I ain't proud of no boast.

I ain't proud of no boast.

Who you gonna call? Boast Busters! If you're on your own, and she's makin' you groan, who yah gonna call? Boast Busters!

I ain't proud of no boast. I hear she likes the mares.

I ain't proud of no boast. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

Who yah gonna call? Boast Busters! If you have hosts of cheeky boasts, baby you better call. Boast Busters!

Let me tell you somethin', busting makes me feel good!

I ain't proud of no boast.

I ain't proud of no boast.

Don't get caught at home, oh no! Boast Busters! When it comes to these boasts, unless you wanna eat toasts, I think you'd better call. Boast Busters!

Who yah gonna call? Boast Busters! Who yah gonna call? Boast Busters! I think you'd better call. Boast Busters! Who yah gonna call? Boast Busters! I can't hear you… Who yah gonna call? Boast Busters! Louder. BOAST BUSTERS! Who yah gonna call? BOAST BUSTERS! Who can yah call? BOAST BUSTERS!


The song carried on for a few beats more, but Pinkie was singing so low that nopony could actually hear her words anymore.

Rarity was blushing quite fiercely at the act she'd put on for Ponyville.

Applejack was breathing hard, her chest heaving a bit as sweat dripped down her flanks underneath the jumpsuit.

Rainbow Dash was actually proud of what she'd accomplished, it was actually pretty cool, for a typical Pinkie Pie musical performance. "That was awesome," she declared slapping her hoof against the funny device that she'd put on her back.

It shot out a burst of confetti from the tip of the nozzle and covered the crowd in rainbow colored streamers.

Pinkie burst into giggles. "Rainbow Dash, you should see the look on your face."

Rainbow Dash waggled her eyebrows. "Oh yeah… Come on girls, let's bust her!"

Rarity and Applejack triggered their devices blasting Pinkie with colorful streamers.

Giggling happily Pinkie reached out and pulled her three friends into a big hug. "Oh girls," she said contentedly.

Sitting under a tree out of sight from the others a familiar unicorn mare was tapping a hoof in frustration, turning she shot her companion a look. "Really, Twilight, was that truly necessary?" she demanded.

Twilight sighed. "It's Pinkie Pie," she said as if that excused everything.

"My reputation was already sketchy in this town before, now I'll have to work doubly hard to make up for my past mistake," the other unicorn complained.

Twilight smiled and nuzzled up next to the blue coated unicorn. "Oh, Trixie, you'll always be welcome in my house," she promised her eyes shining with hidden meaning.

Trixie smiled. "True." She turned briefly back to the laughter and sighed. "But why does that music have to be so catchy? I can't get that song out of my head for the life of me," she complained.

Twilight smirked. "Welcome to my world, Trixie." And the two kissed.

The End
Parody alert, parody alert, the following piece of prose is another parody... Only this time longer and hopefully funnier.

Disclaimer: All characters appearing in this story are the property of Hasbro, the Hub and Lauren Faust. The author makes no claims otherwise. The song parodied in this story also doesn't belong to me, but I choose not to divulge it as it would ruin the surprise.

Also, fair warning, hints of Shipping in this one.
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LlamaLlumps Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
Llama enjoyed this much!
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The-Letter-J Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
*facehoof*
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Sonnette Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
That was awesome and adorable.

Plus we got a cute Twixie scene at the end, and I <3 Twixie.
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Odeinoichus Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
It's kind of growing on my too after reading The Ballad of Twilight Sparkle. Some Twixie stories are just... Well no good. Although I also have a penchant for Twiluna?? No that can't be right.

Perhaps I'll try my best one day to write up a complete Twixie ship story.
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Sonnette Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
Nothing wrong with also liking Twiluna. <3 Honestly, Twilight/Trixie/Luna is my OT3, thanks to Out in the Cold. So I'll generally enjoy any permutation of those three. Oh, and yes, Ballad of Twilight Sparkle is an excellent one. :D (I'm Silverspot in the comments on EQDaily, incidentally.)
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FargoneCowboy Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
This probably one of the funniest fanfics I've read in a while. And it's got Trixie-Twilight shipping! IT'S PERFECT
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Odeinoichus Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
Perfect? I don't know if that's realistically possible, but I can accept as close to perfect as anyone can get... Whoops, now I must tame my ego. Do forgive me.
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dancinninjac Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
Oh yeah, I can totally see Pinkie Pie doing this. And it would be every bit as awesome as you described.

The shipping kind of came out of nowhere though.
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Odeinoichus Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
I think that was the point when I added it in, totally random and totally out of nowhere. It's Trixie/Twilight, everpony's happy! Or something like that.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to Youtube to listen to the Ghostbusters theme again while reading the Ponificated lines Pinkie Produced.
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CartoonNinja Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
Pinkie Pie, you are so random! Oh, and nice job throwing in a chunk of Twilight/Trixie at the very end.
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